Bowling PinsRing of FireCross of DeathFiring SquadGang BangTower of DoomLightning BoltBlood DiamondStranger in a Crowd
a cavea castlea dungeona puddlein an open fieldunder the bodies of her knightsshe's riding the dragonshe's running from dragona cardboard tube
not hotnot too bad but not your typekinda cuteA solid 6A soft 6above averagesexy af10/10Hotter than a fireball
Inceneration by fireballDrowned in moatThrown from a cliff (table)Suffocated under the bodies of your comradesSquished beneath the foot of a giantBeheaded from a traumatic blastexecuted after leaving The Princess aloneBuried alive in a lockerI wouldn't, she would die first
Her sultry gazeHer luscious (receding) locksHer sense of high fashunHer rosaceaHer natural noseHer eyebrowsHer jewelsHer seductive smirkHer body that just won't quit
What Knight Are You?
Poor lil Jeffrey! You didn't ask for this! You're chances of survival are not good, and you aren't really brave either. But people like you enough so that's good!
You may be a little touched, but people like you enough to throw you an invite here and there. But nobody misses you if you don't come.
You are a fashionista for sure. You are an expert in the finer things in life and people are def jealous. You may not have any real friends, but fake friends will cut it.
Good ol' Bart. You're an old soul. You may not be funny, or witty, or really that smart, but hey, at least nobody hates you too much. You may also be a little racist though...
Ew you are bland and gross and probably like orange.
You're not like, ugly but you aren't super cute either. You're kind of a nerd too but I mean you're nice enough.
Aw! You are just a sweet little shyboi who got thrown into something you didn't ask for. Work on that self-esteem buddy!
You are basically a wannabe dictator but nobody listens to you because you suck. Boo Hugh!