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What Knight Are You?

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  1. What is your favorite shape to save The Princess from?

    Bowling Pins
    Ring of Fire
    Cross of Death
    Firing Squad
    Gang Bang
    Tower of Doom
    Lightning Bolt
    Blood Diamond
    Stranger in a Crowd
  2. Where is The Princess hiding from the dragonT

    a cave
    a cave
    a castle
    a castle
    a dungeon
    a dungeon
    a puddle
    a puddle
    in an open field
    in an open field
    under the bodies of her knights
    under the bodies of her knights
    she's riding the dragon
    she's riding the dragon
    she's running from dragon
    she's running from dragon
    a cardboard tube
    a cardboard tube
  3. How hottt is The Princess?

    not hot
    not too bad but not your type
    kinda cute
    A solid 6
    A soft 6
    above average
    sexy af
    10/10
    Hotter than a fireball
  4. How will you die saving The Princess?

    Inceneration by fireball
    Inceneration by fireball
    Drowned in moat
    Drowned in moat
    Thrown from a cliff (table)
    Thrown from a cliff (table)
    Suffocated under the bodies of your comrades
    Suffocated under the bodies of your comrades
    Squished beneath the foot of a giant
    Squished beneath the foot of a giant
    Beheaded from a traumatic blast
    Beheaded from a traumatic blast
    executed after leaving The Princess alone
    executed after leaving The Princess alone
    Buried alive in a locker
    Buried alive in a locker
    I wouldn't, she would die first
    I wouldn't, she would die first
  5. What is your favorite thing about The Princess?

    Her sultry gaze
    Her luscious (receding) locks
    Her sense of high fashun
    Her rosacea
    Her natural nose
    Her eyebrows
    Her jewels
    Her seductive smirk
    Her body that just won't quit
  6. What kind of wood are you made of?

    Mahogany
    Chestnut
    Cherry
    Pine
    Ply
    Teak
    Maple
    Oak
    Drift

What Knight Are You?

You got: Jeffrey

Poor lil Jeffrey! You didn't ask for this! You're chances of survival are not good, and you aren't really brave either. But people like you enough so that's good!

Jeffrey
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You got: Lou

You may be a little touched, but people like you enough to throw you an invite here and there. But nobody misses you if you don't come.

Lou
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You got: Kevin

You are a fashionista for sure. You are an expert in the finer things in life and people are def jealous. You may not have any real friends, but fake friends will cut it.

Kevin
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You got: Bart

Good ol' Bart. You're an old soul. You may not be funny, or witty, or really that smart, but hey, at least nobody hates you too much. You may also be a little racist though...

Bart
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You got: Steve

Forgettable

Steve
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You got: George

Ew you are bland and gross and probably like orange.

George
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You got: Barry

You're not like, ugly but you aren't super cute either. You're kind of a nerd too but I mean you're nice enough.

Barry
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You got: Carl

Aw! You are just a sweet little shyboi who got thrown into something you didn't ask for. Work on that self-esteem buddy!

Carl
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You got: Hugh

You are basically a wannabe dictator but nobody listens to you because you suck. Boo Hugh!

Hugh
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