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Finals week! When you feel as dead and detestable on the inside as the corpses of Coble cockroaches look on the outside. But there are so many different decomposing roach bodies, and now you can find out which one best embodies you...

Which Roach Corpse Of Coble Are You?

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You are the shy Coble roach that just wants to keep her head down, study her butt off for comps, and probably be a Coble office lifer since it is easier to avoid any unnecessary interaction here. Keep decomposing quietly!

Shy Roach Corpse

You are a rebel roach corpse! The man tried to keep you down, but you have always been determined to make it out of the cycle of stress and death! Unfortunately you couldn't actually make it more than a few feet out of Coble without getting squashed (internally.) But you are a daring roach, choosing to assume axiom of determinacy and study non-Hausdorff manifolds. Fight on!

Rebel Roach Corpse

You are a loyal and caring friend of another roach corpse forever entombed in Coble! You don't even have a Coble office (you were actually a roach of Altgeld) but you're always around rotting internally in Coble with your sib from another crib. You keep our spirits high since you are bffl goals!

Bestie Roach Corpse

You put the class and the ideal in Ideal Class group! Always on point with luxurious, well-styled antennae, you may be dead on the inside, but fabulous on the outside. You probably can write perfectly in math calligraphic and math fraktur on white and black board. Keep inspiring us with your snazziness.

Glamorous Roach Corpse

You are an adulting roach corpse! Found in the office of such luminaries as Ruth, Matej, and Chris, you may just be a lifeless shell in Coble, but you do schedule all of your own doctors appointments, filed your taxes in February, and have already refereed a couple papers in your field. You are a paragon of responsibility!

Adulting Roach Corpse

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Which Roach Corpse Of Coble Are You?

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