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The break from finals we've all been waiting for! This is the unauthorized official personality quiz based on acclaimed auteur Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" (2003). By highly sophisticated diagnostic means, this quiz will determine which character from "The Room" you are at heart.

The Ultimate Quiz: Which Character From "The Room" Are You?

You're on a covert operation to obtain the stolen microchip with the algorithm for time travel. Your code name is:

Your best friend just told you she's moving to the lost city of Atlantis. You say:

You're at the grocery store and a stranger insults you. In response, you:

You can't decide whether to stay as your high school's star basketball player, or take the lead role in the spring musical. You:

You're performing a high-risk heist to pay off your debts and win back the love of your life. Your team is:

With a backside to rival that of a Kardashian, and a way with words that puts Shakespeare to shame, you are the clear star of the show. While Lisa may be tearing you apart, and everyone betray you, don't give up on this world! You are a good man, and goodness knows Lisa can't support herself.

You are Johnny!

Wow, Johnny is your best friend! Though once in a while you may ask, "Lisa? What's going on here?" You are always up for an uncomfortable love scene on the spiral staircase.

You are Mark!

Always there to offer pearls of wisdom and/or unsolicited advice, you almost allow this film to pass the Bechdel test. What is more, you got the result of the test back; you definitely have breast cancer.

You are Lisa's Mom!

You're the lovable creepy neighbor of Johnny and Lisa. No, you can't kiss Lisa, and no, you can't join Lisa and Johnny for the threesome. But don't forget, Johnny is like your father, and we're your friends.

You are Denny!

Besides being the most popular character, you embody the underlying message of ethical ambiguity pervading our society and the ephemeral nature of love in the modern day world. You are the lighthouse to all of our ships lost at sea.

You are the Football!

You are discontented with your fiancé, but that doesn't mean you are out of options! Put on that red dress and invite Mark over, even though he does not know what's going on here. Or invite your mom over and tell her about how you don't love Johnny anymore, and she's not dying.

You are Lisa!

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The Ultimate Quiz: Which Character From "The Room" Are You?

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