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Formal Abby, Drunk Abby, Sad Abby, ETC. Which one are YOU?

Which Abby Are You?

What are you craving right now?

It's Friday after class, what are you doing?

Where is your dream vacation?

What class do you want to take the most?

What is your #jam?

What is your drink of choice?

You just fucked up really bad. What do you do?

You are Formal Abby, also known as everybody's favorite Abby. You're a piece of trash that gets belligerantly drunk, yells at Pi Kap Bob, holds Alyssa's titties, loses a flask, and forgets all of it. You don't have the guts, seeing as you yakked them all up, but you have all the glory. Go you.

Formal Abby

You are "Dabigail," most commonly called "Dabby," and you are by far the worst Abby out there. You dab when greeted, you dab when dancing, you dab when triumphant, you dab when you're at your worst (which is any time you dab publically tbh). Not only are you responsible for dabbing, you're pretty much responsible for all sober, public humiliation.

Dabigail, or "Dabby"

You are Dog Abby, the Abby that stops everything and pets a dog. You will have long conversations with the farmers market man about Garlic and Basil, and you follow more dogs on instagram. You're also the happiest Abby, and you uncontrollably smile because you're so excited about life, and dogs.

Dog Abby

You are Fake Deep Abby, or Abby when she's drunk or high, but not quite Formal Abby drunk. You think you're making really deep thoughts, but really you're spewing bullshit. Sometimes it's about the environment, sometimes it's political, sometimes it's about friends, but it is always shit. Sorry that you think you're smart, but you're just drunk.

Fake Deep Abby

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