Since periods are unpredictable, sometimes coming twice or 15 times a month (sometimes even 100 times a day, right, ladies?) you need a tampon brand you can count on.
Totally!
According to the commercial, this tampon "absorbs 75% more blood, sweat, tears, mucous, and Cool Blue Gatorade than the competing brand."
And it will definitely fit your butthole, because that's where tampons go.