After getting his wisdom teeth removed, 17-year-old Cody Lanphere cried to his mom that Beyoncé lied to him. She was supposed to be there when he got out of surgery, of course!
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Bey, you had one job.
Cody calms down for a bit when they decide they will just call Bey when they get home. But when he burps he jumps into panic mode again.
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Then he decides that perhaps his heart has been removed.
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Bey stole it of course!
IT'S ALL JUST TOO MUCH FOR HIM!
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This may or may not be fake, but it's still the best!