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These Insane Guys Hate Top Knots So Much They Decided To Cut Them Off Men's Heads

"It's like a prepubescent samurai."

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Derick Watts & The Sunday Blues have some really passionate feelings about top knots on men.

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Basically, they hate them. "It's not even a bun! It's tiny, it looks like you're balancing a rubber band on your head."

"Look at this one. He looks like an onion. An onion who's also a dick."

Fueled with hate, they decided to go out into the world and #stoptheknot...

BY CUTTING THEM OFF UNSUSPECTING MEN'S HEADS!

Once off the head of hair, they actually kind of admired the bun in all its glory.

After collecting a couple more they considered calling themselves the "drive-by barbers."

At the end of the day, they took their severed knots to the beach and gave them an emotional goodbye.

Careful out there, man buns, the drive-by barbers are coming for ya.

Derick Watts & The Sunday Blues released an apology video admitting the whole thing was scripted.

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