Derick Watts & The Sunday Blues have some really passionate feelings about top knots on men.
Basically, they hate them. "It's not even a bun! It's tiny, it looks like you're balancing a rubber band on your head."
"Look at this one. He looks like an onion. An onion who's also a dick."
Fueled with hate, they decided to go out into the world and #stoptheknot...
BY CUTTING THEM OFF UNSUSPECTING MEN'S HEADS!
Once off the head of hair, they actually kind of admired the bun in all its glory.
After collecting a couple more they considered calling themselves the "drive-by barbers."
At the end of the day, they took their severed knots to the beach and gave them an emotional goodbye.
Careful out there, man buns, the drive-by barbers are coming for ya.
Derick Watts & The Sunday Blues released an apology video admitting the whole thing was scripted.