First and most importantly, The Crush.
Try not to hook up with them at the Christmas party, because we all know how that turns out...
Next up is The Creep. They come in a variety of packages, but the worst is the touchy-feely type.
Then, there's the New Guy.
He may look like a baby to you, but imagine how old you look to him.
Let's not forget The Prince, who hopes to rule the office kingdom someday.
Then there's The Prisoner, who is super bitter about having a nine-to-five. To them, this job is a life sentence.
Finally, there's you: The Total Weirdo! Uh Oh!