My Life As A Nazi... A Grammar Nazi

9 reasons that will explain why I am the way I am. Also, PSA: We're in college. "There," "they're," and "their" was like 10 years ago, bro. #grammarsnob

1. You privately judge people's grammar all the time.

Instead of voicing concern, I just twitch until I become okay with the reality that some people still don't understand how to properly speak English.

2. Unless they are your friend, in which case you try to understand why you're friends with them.

Let's be honest - your friends can't be as perfect as you when it comes to the beauty of English grammar.

3. It drives you crazy when someone texts you with incorrect grammar.

Jus cuz u kin talk lik dis DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO WHY GOD WHY!??!!??!?!?!

4. You don't reread your papers because you're entirely confident that you couldn't have made a mistake.

Let's be honest - I'm a boss at papers.

5. However, you meticulously reread your social media posts thousands of times before actually posting.

MUST. KEEP. DOUBLE-CHECKING.

6. You realize that autocorrect is, in fact, the devil.

I'm already perfect. Why is autocorrect questioning my perfection?

7. When someone corrects you, you are confused as to whether you've met your soulmate or your worst enemy.

Enemies or soulmates. The choice is... mine, actually.

8. When you do make a mistake, you're overwhelmed with shame.

I'll just be in a cave somewhere.

9. You love editing your friend's homework.

Notice how I spelled "your." TAKE NOTE, PEOPLE. TAKE NOTE.

Yes, I did proofread this article 342,321,043,985,549 times. If you find an error, comment on this post... then die.

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