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1. The Deathbed Vachan (Promise).
2. Bollywood Mothers with sixth sense power.
3. The Hero follows a girl wherever she goes, Sing a song, Keep ignoring her unwillingness to reciprocate, By the end of the song, she's fallen in love, you win.
4. The Player Falls In Love And Mysteriously Changes Into A Prime Specimen Of Monogamy and Commitment.
5. So much in love that they get married without going out on dates, without knowing each other well enough.
6. And When in love they somehow reach Switzerland to mutually dance on a love song, where the actress has to be in a sari, on a mountain, in the snow.
7. The Dramatic Train Chase or an Airport Chase for someone to confess their love.
8. The Hero Has To Prove His Masculinity By Fighting An Unrealistic Number Of Goons.
9. And Mob of bad guys will only fight the hero one by one.
10. And apparently, the hero beats the shit out of people alone. Throws them around like paperweights and fancily rescues his love.
11. The hero will be an aimless idiot But a single word from our heroine will turn him into an IAS officer or in Indian Army overnight.
12. No Matter which Indian state or country , everybody can sing and understand Hindi.
13. They also always know the chorus and magically dance with supreme coherence.
14. Nature is always on your side. So much, that it rains even in summer camps.
15. And So is fate!
16. And the actress is always out in rain without an umbrella, and If you see a woman in the rain, you will fall in love. This is the Bollywood law.
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