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Which Red 2020 Are You?

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If you had to fuck anyone in Red group, who would it be?

Who's Teacher's Pet are you?

What are your human behavior stories?

What would you do if you weren't at Playwrights?

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Where are you likely to be found on a Friday night?

Favorite Movie

What is your defining moment of the semester?

Congratulations, you are the horniest person in the world ever!!! You are the King of Tinder and love taking your clothes off. You light everything with a single naked lightbulb, but you don't need it, cuz you're already naked ;) Actor? Director? Sociopath? The world may never know... Pro tip: know when to quit <3 <3 <3
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Chazz

Who doesn't love you? You're a sexy animal! You've got the beard, you've got the bod, and you've got the charm, so basically EVERYONE wants to have sex with you. Nile is your ex-wife, so make sure not to engage in overt sexual behavior when she's in your presence! Beard ornaments!!!!!!!!!

William

SMOKE WWWWEEEEEEEDDD ERRYDAY
Smoke, board, repeat. You love Mike's Hard because you are a #princess. Also, everyone wants to have sex with you. Congrats!

Grady

Do you wear highlighter so amazing it's almost blinding? Does your Bravado snatch souls? Do you name every inanimate object you own/come across? Do you stop to pet every dog you see? Then CONGRATULATIONS!!! You're as SiSi as it gets!!!

Sisi

You're a GROWN ASS WOMAN! (with an apartment all of Red group claims as their own). You have your shit together like no one else. You're the most graceful person to walk in the room. Please teach us how to cry on command. P.S. This is being written in your apartment while you're not here

Larissa

SEDUCTIVE AS FUCK. A true Egyptian goddess, you were found as an infant underneath a leaf pile made by friendly turtles in the rainforest, and were taken back to America to be worshipped. La La Land fucked you up so hard, and you will never stop talking about it. You also love salmon teriyaki. That shit is delicious. Also, everyone is stupid.

Nile

ELLO GOVNA. WOT M8?????
Just kidding. You may be British, but you're classy as fuck. The girls and the gays love you, but you don't let it get to your head. You're secretly good at literally everything in the world. You can usually be found alone, in the corner, listening to music. Also, you get FUCKED UP. BEWARE.

Casey

OOH GIN! You are quite literally the funniest person in the whole entire world. when you get high YOU GET HIGH as a MOTHERFUCKA("it's fun"). You're anxiously awaiting the opening of Tim Ho Wan. You're one of the best in performance, but you think you're the worst. Directing is your shit!

Lizzy

You are truly an enigma. We don't even know where you live. Whether Nile is giving you a stage orgasm or you're doing a surprising monologue, no one knows what is going to come next. Wild card 10/10. Excellent

Liana

YOU ARE THE SWEETEST BOY IN THE WORLD. IN THE WORLD. Everyone loves you (especially Casey ;) ;\* ;) ) You are a master on the lightboard, and a technical wizard. We literally would not have had any projects this year were it not for you. THANK JESUS FOR CHRISTOPHER.

Chris

You really do love yourself, like really, you once admitted to wanting to fuck yourself and you always like staring at yourself in the mirror. Everyone in Red group probably like your girlfriend more than they like you. STOP SHOWING YOUR MENSA CARD. Your obsession with The Flash is debatably unhealthy. You're also the only one to write your own description...

Lolo

You are a straight-up MOTHER. We would be a mess without you. How do you take your stage photographs? TEACH US. TEACH US YOUR MAGIC. You keep your chill 100% of the time. We don't understand how. Red group would be dead in a ditch without you.

Jasmin

EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS OBSESSED WITH YOU. Literally everyone in the world. you are he greatest person to EVER have existed. You love cheese, William, and the blood of your enemies. You're the only person who can make a racist comment sound like a sweet joke (which is probably not a good thing, but we don't care!)

Manuela

Hey y'all! This sexy Texan is ready to PAAAARTY. When you're not talking to Grant (who is JUST a friend, guys, JUST a friend) or listening to J Cole, you can be found making out with EVERY MEMBER OF RED GROUP in the Williams play, or at Chik Fil A. Your eyelashes are incredible. Also, anything that comes out of your mouth is just really funny. So, Love You!

Sara

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