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Which Red 2020 Are You?

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  1. What's your catchphrase?

    "Haha stupid..."
    "Do you need 911?"
    "That's straight fire."
    "Stop trying to fuck me."
    "Hey ya'll"
    "¡Hola!"
    {Insert inappropriate sexual phrase}
    "Let's go sit on the steps of the Public!"
  2. Drink of choice!

    Health drink
    Health drink
    Coca-Cola
    Coca-Cola
    Scotch
    Scotch
    Bourbon
    Bourbon
    Marijuana
    Marijuana
    Lychee Martini
    Lychee Martini
    Ginger Ale
    Ginger Ale
    Rum
    Rum
    Hot Chocolate
    Hot Chocolate
    Oatmeal
    Oatmeal
    Water
    Water
    Sweet Tea
    Sweet Tea
  3. Choose an Actor

    Chris Pratt
    Chris Pratt
    Cate Blanchett
    Cate Blanchett
    Leonardo Dicaprio
    Leonardo Dicaprio
    Chazz Padilla
    Chazz Padilla
    Emma Stone
    Emma Stone
    Jason Bateman
    Jason Bateman
    Benedict Cumberbatch
    Benedict Cumberbatch
    Ryan Gosling
    Ryan Gosling
  4. Accessory?

    Highlighter
    Highlighter
    Choker
    Choker
    Beanie
    Beanie
    Beard
    Beard
    Newsies Cap
    Newsies Cap
    Cap
    Cap
    Trench Coat
    Trench Coat
    Neckties and Blazers
    Neckties and Blazers
    Combat Boots and Leather Jacket
    Combat Boots and Leather Jacket
    Anything Red
    Anything Red
  5. Who you tryna fuck?

    Everyone
    Everyone
    Ryan
    Ryan
    Donte
    Donte
    Lolo's Girlfriend
    Lolo's Girlfriend
    FRITZ
    FRITZ
    Grant
    Grant
    Ryan's Aura
    Ryan's Aura
    Grady
    Grady
    Sisi
    Sisi
  6. Pick a Character

    The Flash
    The Flash
    The Joker
    The Joker
    Dewey Finn
    Dewey Finn
    Sherlock Holmes
    Sherlock Holmes
    Mickey Mouse
    Mickey Mouse
  7. What are you most likely to be doing during rehearsals?

    Excessive Stretching in the Background
    Not There
    Nothing
    Listening to Music
    Bitching About the Script
    Assuming Power
    Trying not to die of stress
    Helping
    Trying to Help
    Secretly Running Shit
    Keeping the Calm
    At the Lighting Board
    Asking Really Dumb Questions
    In The Bathroom
  8. If you had to fuck anyone in Red group, who would it be?

    Chazz
    Chazz
    Casey
    Casey
    William
    William
    Lizzy
    Lizzy
    Larissa
    Larissa
    Grady
    Grady
    Lolo
    Lolo
  9. Who's Teacher's Pet are you?

    Fritz'
    Fritz'
    Donte's
    Donte's
    Deb Oo's
    Deb Oo's
    Max Reuben's
    Max Reuben's
    Dan's
    Dan's
  10. What are your human behavior stories?

    Something where nothing happens.
    Bullshit
    Every guy hits on me
    I don't tell them
    Something about skating
    Something not funny, but it's funny when I tell it
    Something that happened at a show
    The 7 shows I saw since Tuesday
    Something with a dry sense of humor
  11. What would you do if you weren't at Playwrights?

    Physics
    Co-own a Pot Dispensary with Nile
    Ruling The New World Order
    Anorexic Ballet Dancer
    Co-own a Pot Dispensary with Lizzy
    Photography
    Playing Jazz
    Stay at Home Parent
    Beauty School
    In NSB
    Baseball
    Film
    Taylor Swift Groupie
    Modeling
  12. Music Icon

    Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
    Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
    Beethoven
    Beethoven
    LADY GAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<333333333
    LADY GAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<333333333
    Frank Sinatra
    Frank Sinatra
    LCD Soundsystem
    LCD Soundsystem
    Lauryn Hill
    Lauryn Hill
    Bill Evans
    Bill Evans
    Taylor Fucking Swift
    Taylor Fucking Swift
    Kendrick Lamar
    Kendrick Lamar
    Killer Mike
    Killer Mike
  13. Where are you likely to be found on a Friday night?

    Bitch I'm always at the theater
    Drunkenly petting a dog
    High as fuck in alphabet city with Nile
    High as fuck in alphabet city with Lizzy
    At home drinking wine
    On some rooftop somewhere
    Facetiming with Frances
    Hitting walls and people
  14. Favorite Movie

    The Godfather
    The Godfather
    Shutter Island
    Shutter Island
    Good Will Hunting
    Good Will Hunting
    August Rush
    August Rush
    CAROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    CAROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Edward Scissorhands
    Edward Scissorhands
  15. What is your defining moment of the semester?

    Subway Story
    Naked Lightbulb
    Flashing my Mensa Card
    Taking Clothes off in Public
    Choreographing an Orgy
    Pouring water on first day of directing
    School of Rock Video

Which Red 2020 Are You?

You got: Chazz

Congratulations, you are the horniest person in the world ever!!! You are the King of Tinder and love taking your clothes off. You light everything with a single naked lightbulb, but you don't need it, cuz you're already naked ;) Actor? Director? Sociopath? The world may never know... Pro tip: know when to quit <3 <3 <3 Text Chazz at: (818) 671-7528

Chazz
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You got: William

Who doesn't love you? You're a sexy animal! You've got the beard, you've got the bod, and you've got the charm, so basically EVERYONE wants to have sex with you. Nile is your ex-wife, so make sure not to engage in overt sexual behavior when she's in your presence! Beard ornaments!!!!!!!!!

William
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You got: Grady

SMOKE WWWWEEEEEEEDDD ERRYDAY Smoke, board, repeat. You love Mike's Hard because you are a #princess. Also, everyone wants to have sex with you. Congrats!

Grady
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You got: Sisi

Do you wear highlighter so amazing it's almost blinding? Does your Bravado snatch souls? Do you name every inanimate object you own/come across? Do you stop to pet every dog you see? Then CONGRATULATIONS!!! You're as SiSi as it gets!!!

Sisi
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You got: Larissa

You're a GROWN ASS WOMAN! (with an apartment all of Red group claims as their own). You have your shit together like no one else. You're the most graceful person to walk in the room. Please teach us how to cry on command. P.S. This is being written in your apartment while you're not here

Larissa
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You got: Nile

SEDUCTIVE AS FUCK. A true Egyptian goddess, you were found as an infant underneath a leaf pile made by friendly turtles in the rainforest, and were taken back to America to be worshipped. La La Land fucked you up so hard, and you will never stop talking about it. You also love salmon teriyaki. That shit is delicious. Also, everyone is stupid.

Nile
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You got: Casey

ELLO GOVNA. WOT M8????? Just kidding. You may be British, but you're classy as fuck. The girls and the gays love you, but you don't let it get to your head. You're secretly good at literally everything in the world. You can usually be found alone, in the corner, listening to music. Also, you get FUCKED UP. BEWARE.

Casey
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You got: Lizzy

OOH GIN! You are quite literally the funniest person in the whole entire world. when you get high YOU GET HIGH as a MOTHERFUCKA("it's fun"). You're anxiously awaiting the opening of Tim Ho Wan. You're one of the best in performance, but you think you're the worst. Directing is your shit!

Lizzy
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You got: Liana

You are truly an enigma. We don't even know where you live. Whether Nile is giving you a stage orgasm or you're doing a surprising monologue, no one knows what is going to come next. Wild card 10/10. Excellent

Liana
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You got: Chris

YOU ARE THE SWEETEST BOY IN THE WORLD. IN THE WORLD. Everyone loves you (especially Casey ;) ;* ;) ) You are a master on the lightboard, and a technical wizard. We literally would not have had any projects this year were it not for you. THANK JESUS FOR CHRISTOPHER.

Chris
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You got: Lolo

You really do love yourself, like really, you once admitted to wanting to fuck yourself and you always like staring at yourself in the mirror. Everyone in Red group probably like your girlfriend more than they like you. STOP SHOWING YOUR MENSA CARD. Your obsession with The Flash is debatably unhealthy. You're also the only one to write your own description...

Lolo
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You got: Jasmin

You are a straight-up MOTHER. We would be a mess without you. How do you take your stage photographs? TEACH US. TEACH US YOUR MAGIC. You keep your chill 100% of the time. We don't understand how. Red group would be dead in a ditch without you.

Jasmin
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You got: Manuela

EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS OBSESSED WITH YOU. Literally everyone in the world. you are he greatest person to EVER have existed. You love cheese, William, and the blood of your enemies. You're the only person who can make a racist comment sound like a sweet joke (which is probably not a good thing, but we don't care!)

Manuela
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You got: Sara

Hey y'all! This sexy Texan is ready to PAAAARTY. When you're not talking to Grant (who is JUST a friend, guys, JUST a friend) or listening to J Cole, you can be found making out with EVERY MEMBER OF RED GROUP in the Williams play, or at Chik Fil A. Your eyelashes are incredible. Also, anything that comes out of your mouth is just really funny. So, Love You!

Sara
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