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Who's Your Daddy? The Results Will SHOCK You!

What is your best pick up line?

Describe your gym routine.

What was the first scam you fell for in Runescape?

What is your favorite place in Davis?

What is something that is relatively minor, but makes you irrationally angry?

How many dog breeds can you name that have been approved by the American Kennel Club?

Who is your celebrity spirit animal?

Describe your typical Friday night.

What's most resembles your most embarassing experience at Davis?

What's your catch phrase?

What situation do you feel the most helpless?

If you had to travel back in time and give yourself one piece of advice, what would it be?

Woah, you got Bear! Nobody really knows what you do at Daddy Day Care or how you contribute to the house except by going to the SPCA and buying random beer-related paraphernalia. You go to bed at the most obscure hours and wake up 5 minutes before class starts. Regardless where your night starts (even if it doesn't start at all) you'll probably end up at taco bell, which you go to more often than your classes, but somehow still do really well in school which we have no fucking idea how.

Bear

You got Han Solo! That's cool... I guess. You boast about how much you can drink, but praying to the porcelain god before the pre game is over. Even though you read a book a day you for some reason you choose to only talk in memes. You're really good at strategy and end up winning the majority of the time in Catan, but you're even better at rubbing it in after.

Han Solo

Congratulations, you got Pesto! You listen to more podcasts than 99.99% of the population so you probably start most of your conversations with, "So I was listening to this podcast the other day..." However, your efforts are not unnoticed at Sophia's Trivia Night and you probably are the team's leading scorer because of your arsenal of random facts (i.e. dog breeds, types of trees, juice diets, etc).

Pesto

Damn, you got Slopes! You are the Martha Stewart of the group. You enjoy making food from scratch, but end up buying pre-made teriyaki sauce from Save-mart since it tastes better than the crap you make anyways. Your typical night out probably includes leaving early at 10:30pm to put something in the slow cooker for the next day. You always take the charge in planning your big group cabin trips/activities. We don't know what we do without your Catan set and we can't wait to have somebody like Slopes living at Daddy Day Care next year!

Slopes

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