I Am Not OK With This Post

No!

I love the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

It's awesome. I love explosions and people named Chris.

Therefore I was very upset when some uneducated person took it upon themselves to bash the whole thing.

You know, I'm pretty sure this is like illegal or something. BUT WHATEVER I am infuriated and wanted to tell the general public. Also, for some reason I can't comment on posts. SO that's that.

Let's begin...

Sis, do you not know what brainwashed means? He was not himself! People are trying to save him because he is a good person and has been through a lot! Plus he's awesome in a fight. Did you even watch Civil War? Because you'd know why they keep him around.

Cut the man some slack. How'd you feel if someone murdered a loved one? But this is semi-reasonable.

When you're a superhero, being a savior can be a good thing. And, yeah, big deal he had ONE screwup. Everyone has screwups. And just because he's a good person doesn't mean it's his time to die. He deserves a happy ending more than most anyone else.

WHAT IS THIS TRASH??

He isn't much without his suit? Really? Dude, he built his first suit with a box of scraps! And his arc reactor? Also built with a box of scraps. Some genius scientists couldn't build one with practically unlimited resources and a big arc reactor to study! He is NOT the weakest link! No offense, but have you seen Hawkeye? And what do you mean he doesn't HAVE to die?? You heartless monster! He is literally the OG and you can conjure up 19 people that are better than him? Have you ever seen a Marvel movie?

If you hate Rocket so much, put him at the top. Do you know how lists work?

Also, Rocket has saved the galaxy. On multiple occasions. So shut up.

This kind of makes sense. But if he can fly, I guess, wouldn't you put him higher than the literal coolest heroes in this universe. Not saying he's expendable.

Ahem, SOVAKIA accords? Sovakia? It's Sokovia, thank you very much!

Also, here's the thing. Does he act as a leader? Does he? Do any of these people? (Bar T'Challa, who's actually a king) Literally, the government told him to do something and he listened. I don't get why you think that he's "making important decisions"...

And! "none of them have ANY super capable abilities"? Thor, Groot, STEVE, who actually has powers, Vision, Wanda, Hulk... these people are superheroes for God's sake!

He's not in retirement, he's on HOUSE ARREST. That's all.

He sucks.

See: Thor, Thor The Dark World, Avengers.

Plus, how is swiping the Tesseract a good thing? That was selfish and impulsive! If he hadn't done that, the Tesseract would've been destroyed in Odin's vault on Asgard and sister Thanos wouldn't have been able to complete his rock collection.

Now tell me, how does this guy get ranked so much higher up than the likes of Tony Stark and Captain America? And he's ALREADY DEAD.

You're not supposed to know a lot about her! That's what makes her more mysterious and builds her character. And you don't need to know 'more' about her. She's been in at least five movies and the point is for her to move past her past (hehe past her past) and build her own life.

Yeah, there are a bunch of Groots outside. You're not being funny.

We're talking about Dr. Strange not Sherlock Holmes.

Everyone's got sense. Like I said, everyone makes screwups. I guess he hasn't made his yet. People are COMPLEX and a mistake doesn't mean someone doesn't have sense.

This post has the words "if they die, I die" in it. She's dead. I agree, she didn't deserve to go out that way. And Star-Lord's a huge flirt. It'd be kind of hard not to fall for him, you know?

I kind of agree, actually. I'm too exasperated at this point to point (hehe point to point) out that you should stop bashing my favorite characters because they are all heroes, powers or no powers.

The only comment on this is that you forgot to mention MR. STARK or AUNT MAY. MJ isn't the only person he cares about.

We're talking about HULK, not Mark Ruffalo or even Bruce Banner. You titled it Hulk. You showed a picture of Hulk. Show a picture of Banner if you love Mark Ruffalo.

Really? He didn't save Bucky. Bucky's brainwashing got removed in Wakanda. Wait, don't even talk about Bucky! I thought you hated Bucky! And I thought a "tricked out suit does not a superhero make!". Sorry bub but the all his superpowers come from the suit. I am not hating on Black Panther I am hating on your logic, writer!

She's only been in one movie...

Um, no, Tony Stark is the innovator of the MCU. I love Shuri but Tony deserves the title. Also, one person can't stop the Infinity Stone thing. Even a genius like Shuri. And ahahaha guess what happens in Endgame? INFINITY STONE STUFF!

Yeah, Okoye's the best! But Okoye can't save everybody alone, I'm sorry.

Captain Marvel is cool, yeah, but there are some flaws with this.

"Biggest heart". We've had one movie with her in it. One. Think about Peter Parker. And Steve. And Groot. I haven't seen the movie so I can only make assumptions. Everyone fights fiercely and lives bravely. I'm sorry, but the spirit of the MCU will not die with her. Seriously. The spirit of the MCU dies with everyone you put above her. She's not that big of a deal, I'm sorry.

It's a CAT. Or a Flerken or whatever. All this dummy's done is take out Nick Fury's eye. Whereas Tony, Steve, Rocket, Quill, Hawkeye, everyone you said can just straight up die, have literally saved the world! It is a cat. Need I repeat myself? There's only so much a ramen-eating cat can do. Therefore, this whole post is stupid.

Here are my final comments:

1. You've probably only seen Captain Marvel and Black Panther. You are NOT authorized to wish death upon people!

2. This was not funny whatsoever.

3. Did that cat (flerken?) sacrifice itself for everyone in Endgame? Can the cat wield Mjolnir? Did the cat partake in the time heist? I think not!

4. You forgot some people!

-Drax

-Mantis

-Ant-Man

-Wasp

-Wanda

Okay, fam! I have let out my frustrations. Now, let's let the people in the COMMENTS let out their frustrations.

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Anyway thanks for reading!!1!