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How’d you become a shitposting mod/admin?  
  



What do you want to do after you finish Emerson?

Well, only in terms of this Buzzfeed quiz - there’s only one Kenzy Peach. I don’t know how you found time to do this quiz, don’t you have like 45 commitments that you should be at right now? For better or worse, everyone knows your name, but only because you have the best content around and are totally gonna rule the world someday. You’re (frighteningly) ambitious, well dressed, and have a near-constant hankering for deli meats. Get more in tune with your inner Kenzy Peach by spending all of your next paycheck on weed and new outfits!

Congratulations! You’re founding mother Kenzy Peach!

Your dark sense of humor and expertise in spliff-rolling makes you the apple of everyone’s eye, as long as they’re looking for a gal who will never hesitate to share her vast knowledge on the history of fascism. Fuelled by depressive episodes, nuanced playlist making, and Google spreadsheets, your memes are impressive to say the least. Might I suggest a walk through the foliage to help you decompress? It sounds like you need it.

Wow! You got Tierney!

Can’t believe you even had time to take this quiz in between loving your friends (wholesome) and making french political memes (chaotic). You’re everyone’s go to gin-and-tonic artisan and definitely the most stable of the Shitposting admin, probably because of your strong aversion to grindr. Keep it the fuck up bb.

Congrats, you’re Emerson’s Cutest Gay, Cole Mootz!

Do you even go here? You’re a wildcard with nothing to lose, and your memes tend to push the envelope.

Wait, you got… Najee?

You must be a badass mystery with a heart of gold all wrapped up in a leather jacket. In between your barista job and your fiction writing, you’re probably found taking a brooding walk or headbanging to some sick jams. You a real OG shitposter too, here from the start, and only joining in the banter when you have a truly fire meme to share.

Damn son, you got Emily!

You are a Theatre Goddess who puts the Manic in Manic Pixie Dream Girl! But really please, people are starting to worry, you doing okay? Are you even a real person?? Are you sure? Are you crying while listening to the Mountain Goats? God, get it together. Good thing you at least have two things going for you: being a moderator of a niche meme group and starring in ArtsEmerson’s “Kiss” that one time!

You are Emma, and why are you like this??

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Odds are, it’s a gun! You’re America’s Favorite ego-powered android, Maggie! Equipped with a database of six movies and two or less TV shows, what you lack in pop culture knowledge you make up in JFK assassination theories. You’re rarely ever around, and you’re still not sure how you got here. Who knew insatiable power-lust could land you a sweet mod spot on a college meme page!

Oh thank goodness, you're Maggie!

A true neutral NPC. You love shitposting with only one or two words for a caption. In between feeling insecure about your talents and cooking like a mad woman, you love a good, Fine Meme™ straight from the cow's udder. What's up, your name's Laura and you never learned how to properly express emotions!!!

You got Laura!! Who is she????

You got Mark.

HEY!!! do us all a favor and CLAM DOWN, With a voice registering at roughly 120 decibels you’ve helped many a partygoer find their way to the event without ever even leaving the room! Devoted to your Cat and your seemingly ironic but totally genuine interests, you're ready to defend Nic Cage’s acting career with your life. Snuggle up with a muppet (or two, or four, or six) and go to bed already, it’s 4 am!

Ow oof my ears, you're Nathaniel!

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