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  1. 1.

    Pick a MEME
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    all variations of u know i had to do it to em
    all variations of u know i had to do it to em
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    Loss
    Loss
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    any iteration of THIS!!!
    any iteration of THIS!!!
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  2. 2.

    Pick a Debilitating Fear
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    All of the above (sound laugh track hahaha, it’s just anxiety)
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    Men at parties
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    Every night that I go to sleep I barricade my bedroom door from the inside and face with my head facing the nearest wall preferably a corner and I have developed a fear of the president of my alma mater standing in my own room haunting me more than my stu
    Every night that I go to sleep I barricade my bedroom door from the inside and face with my head facing the nearest wall preferably a corner and I have developed a fear of the president of my alma mater standing in my own room haunting me more than my stu
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    Death and Abandonment mostly
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    When your standing in line at the checkout at the grocery store and you're fumbling for the cash in your wallet and everyone is STARING at you WAITING and you’re a DISGRACE for taking more than TWO SECONDS to pay oh god i’m hyperventilating
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    Fascism
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    Sentience is an illusion and every day we unknowingly wake up with a new consciousness &amp; someone else’s memories<br /><br />
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    LET’S be real folks, we’re ALL a little scared of the Noo Noo Vacuum
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    Nothing in particular, just constantly suspicious<br /><br />
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    One time my boss at JP Licks believed me when I said I was in an occultist Marxist cult that sacrifices small animals in the woods in the name of Vladimir Lenin and she told my now-girlfriend (who also works at JP Licks but at another branch) to “watch ou
    One time my boss at JP Licks believed me when I said I was in an occultist Marxist cult that sacrifices small animals in the woods in the name of Vladimir Lenin and she told my now-girlfriend (who also works at JP Licks but at another branch) to “watch ou
  3. 3.

    How’d you become a shitposting mod/admin?
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    SHITPOSTING WAS BORN OF MY FLESH AND BLOOD, YOU ARE ALL BUT A IMAGINARY FIGMENT OF MY VAST AND POWERFUL PSYCHE. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO NOT EXIST??
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    Aggressive campaigning from friends
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    Without tools of iron, you must rely on flesh and indefatigable purpose.<br /><br />
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    Nepotism, but also just the power of bein a really nice pal to all
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    Pure, unabashed nepotism
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    Honestly, idk
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    Meme’d my way in
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    There is no reason I wasn’t one to begin with besides flagrant anti-semitism
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    I just act like I have power and then people are like ya sure
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    My fine, cultivated taste for both memes and administrative organization.
  4. 4.

    What do you want to do after you finish Emerson?
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    Get a root beer float
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    Find Atlantis
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    go to class
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    try to make it in Hollywood but, after inevitably failing, settle for fame as a cult leader or Trump’s assassinator
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    Make a name for myself in the Big Apple!
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    Nothing big, just want to have fun and become super famous and have everyone like me and maybe get paid a lot of money for it and fall in love also
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    Pursue a career in acting, booking a really big Geico commercial after you battle Flo to the death and maybe like, writing a podcast about what you learned from the experience so you can finally be recognized by your true father, host of “This American Life” Ira Glass
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    Fading into obscurity only to be seen twenty years later on the 10 O’Clock nightly news cause I got away with it. With what, you ask? That’s for me to know and you to find out (in twenty years.)
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    Snooze
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    Write the great American novel and keep bees<br />
  5. 5.

    Whats ur fatal flaw?<br />
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    Emotional intimacy?? Whomst’ve’nt’s
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    Severely Dehydrated and a little nervous twitchy. Also you vomit a lot?? Why won't you drink some water and like, consider getting professional help?
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    Left boob bigger than right<br />
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    Breaking your own back with constant work and commitments to create self-worth through busyness and to avoid dealing with the terrifying pressure social and romantic connections. Also ur always stoned at the function and have horrible self control I mean
    Breaking your own back with constant work and commitments to create self-worth through busyness and to avoid dealing with the terrifying pressure social and romantic connections. Also ur always stoned at the function and have horrible self control I mean
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    Was REALLY into Woody Allen movies freshman year yikes<br /><br />
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    ???????? Come again??????
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    too fast
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    Thirst for vengeance
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    Too Cute<br />
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    awful skeleton
  6. 6.

    Who are you voting for in 2020?
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    The moment you wake up and realize it was all a dream
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    Vernon Supreme
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    Peach/Jurskis
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    Democracy is a farce, I will not rest until we achieve fully automated luxury gay space communism. Or Robo-Bernie
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    My Therapist
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    The late, award winning producer, Joseph Papp
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    I don’t know how to make politics fun anymore
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    hopefully a candidate who isn’t just mediocre
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    Jeremy Corbyn
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    Larry David<br />
  7. 7.

    Paint a picture of your ideal self
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    Floor length sheer robe, latex bikini, stepping on a man’s face (in a sexual way) while smoking a Sativa I grew myself on my ranch in California.
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    im laying down on my side with two beers in the same hand, both for me, i’m going back and forth between drinking the two of them and there’s noise in the background but you obviously can’t hear it because its a painting but just know its ambient noise. I
    im laying down on my side with two beers in the same hand, both for me, i’m going back and forth between drinking the two of them and there’s noise in the background but you obviously can’t hear it because its a painting but just know its ambient noise. I
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    Tasteful nude, against the backdrop of a gay, Texas flag.
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    Somewhere deep in the woods I park my victorian-styled painted lady tiny house underneath the shadow of a weeping willow tree. I am completely detached from society with nothing but a carrier pigeon who to bring me groceries from Trader Joe’s. I step out
    Somewhere deep in the woods I park my victorian-styled painted lady tiny house underneath the shadow of a weeping willow tree. I am completely detached from society with nothing but a carrier pigeon who to bring me groceries from Trader Joe’s. I step out
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    Sunbathing near my pool that’s shaped like a dick, responding to paragraph long emails with “K. Thanks.” -sent from Android. My butler arrives, carrying bite sized fruit tarts. Inside the fruit tarts are bullets for my hidden gun. Where am I hiding the gun? In the chandelier.
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    Me and my girlfriend, the farmgirl emoji, lead a quiet life on an apple orchard in upstate NY, with our dogs and folk record collection to keep us company. I’ve taken up whittling but I’m not very good yet.
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    I just want to BE Special Agent Dale Cooper.
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    Drinking coffee on my porch, playing the banjo. I’m a hundred years old. I’m covered in tatts but you can’t tell what any of them are because I’m so wrinkly and cute. My wife is also cute and old as fuck and we make jam together and sell it at the farmer’
    Drinking coffee on my porch, playing the banjo. I’m a hundred years old. I’m covered in tatts but you can’t tell what any of them are because I’m so wrinkly and cute. My wife is also cute and old as fuck and we make jam together and sell it at the farmer’
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    I am downing a bottle of Chardonnay, playing Animal Crossing Pocket Camp, wearing an off-the-shoulder evening dress with matching satin evening gloves and pearls and also a cape. I’m in the back of my Super Cool Limo, I own every theater in the United Sta
    I am downing a bottle of Chardonnay, playing Animal Crossing Pocket Camp, wearing an off-the-shoulder evening dress with matching satin evening gloves and pearls and also a cape. I’m in the back of my Super Cool Limo, I own every theater in the United Sta
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    I don't know how to paint
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