Any last words, pimples? Too late.
Facts are facts.
"You won't ever change other people — only how you deal with them."
"The biggest marketing lie to parents is, 'Fun for the whole family.'"
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Eat your heart out and find out why people like you.
"I can't make noise with my armpits anymore!"
They knew what they were doing!
"I love you and I like you."
So many herbs, so little thyme.
She spoke about her mom, her music, and haters.
"Your salary is just your company's monthly subscription of you."
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