"I'll get you my pretty" —me to everything on this list
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle.
"One more day to see if I can buy as many albums as possible."
Karlie Kloss Broke Her Silence On That "Dinner With The Kushners" Moment And Confirmed She's A Democrat
"I'm sure I'm not the only person in this country that does not necessarily agree with his family on politics."
This Massively Popular Instagram Account About Trader Joe’s Is Run By A Woman Who Does It As A Hobby
This week's newsletter: I DM with @traderjoeslist, an account with a million followers that's all about promoting another company's products.
What do you mean the next bus is in ten minutes?
Do you hear the sweet, sweet sound of silence?
I'm seeing double (geddit).
Hold up...is the F-word an acronym?
This totally changed the way I see my favorite movies and TV shows.
"It seems kind of weird. Why couldn't they use a dummy one that says John Citizen?"
Beyoncé is AGELESS.
BuzzFeed uses polls to learn what’s important to our audience. Answer as many questions as you like and keep coming back for more!
Spooky AND secret!
Guys On TikTok Are Dipping Their Testicles In Soy Sauce And Claiming They Can Taste It, So I Spoke To A Doctor
It definitely took some balls.
Just when I thought I'd heard it all.
"I like turtles."
Mom? Please make this scary post go away.
It's never too early to teach kids about the beauty of being queer.
" Joker is for little, empty-headed babies. If you want to see something truly bleak and psychologically disturbing, watch Encore! on Disney+."
Do you think of the Katy Perry or Glee version when you hear "Teenage Dream"?
43 Celebrity 2020 Presidential Endorsements That Will Make You Say "Oh, Really? That's Who They're Voting For?"
Here's who famous people want to be President.
Time to learn some more about sex.
Who would your celebrity mom be?
Yep. You read that correctly.
Wow, blue sky? In summer?? What a throwback.
You'll thank me later.
Who knew continental drift made geography quizzes easier?
Animal sidekicks are way better than people sidekicks.
The 2020 Academy Award "Best Picture" Nominees Were Announced, So Here's A Bunch Of Jokes About Them
I'd like to thank the Academy...and also, Twitter.
Answer these questions to find out what color your kyber crystal will become.
"Maybe you should've shown a woman a little respect."
Breathe in, grab your credit card, breathe out.
"There was never any reason to do this, and yet here we are."
This Mom Is Claiming A Christian School Expelled Her Teen Daughter Over A Picture With A Rainbow Cake
A spokesperson for Whitefield Academy, a private Christian school, disputed the reason for the expulsion to BuzzFeed News.
Book nerds, it's your time to shine!
It happens to all of us.
GUNS. BOLTED. TO. HIS. HANDS. PEOPLE.
"I just might be a black Bill Gates in the making."
This Video Of Paris Hilton Teaching Us How To Make Lasagna Is The Only Cooking Tutorial That Matters
This lasagna is literally so hot!
We are friends until 5 p.m. After that, IDK who you are.
There are only two kinds of people in this world...
Every family has at least one really cool story to tell.
My bananas stay OUTSIDE the fridge.
She truly was one of a kind.
The green coats are coming... The green coats are coming...
"So I'm trying to find my way here. And I do believe going public will help."
Buying a vibrator can be overwhelming and confusing, at best. So we created this guide to help make it easier for you!
There is no Monet reward for acing this, though.
A step-by-step breakdown for all of your Oscar needs!
"Bye, bye, bye!" —Me if you can't ace this quiz.
The FBI Arrested Three White Supremacists Days Before A Gun Rally That Is Attracting "Threats Of Violence"
"We're seeing threats of armed confrontation and assault on our capital," Virginia's governor has warned.
Rihanna Posted Two New Pictures With Two New Albums In The Background And I'm Prematurely Losing My Mind
The devil is, quite literally, in the details.
Tomorrow I'll have my answers!
Try not to be too shocked.
This stuff'll have you literally jumping up and down to stay fit this year.
Let's be honest. We've all thought about being BFFs with a YouTuber.
This can't be sanitary.
Adventure is out there!
Can you name all the planets in order?
Dressing to the nines shouldn't be a problem this year...
Taking it to the next level in 2020.
She doesn't even go here!
Drop these into conversation for clout.
The Judge In The Harvey Weinstein Trial Told Potential Jurors The “Case Is Not A Referendum On #MeToo”
Five people — three men and two women — have been selected to sit on the jury.
The model previously said she’d met Weinstein and Salma Hayek in the past, and that she could remain impartial. Both the prosecution and defense agreed to dismiss her.
I personally really like ~putréfaction~.
This is my new favourite friendship. 💖
Don't forget to grab milk.
The cutest quiz ever.
The Cast Of "Doctor Who" Found Out Which Doctor And Companion They're A Combo Of And Now You Can Too
"We think out of dinosaurs and space that trench coats are cool."