No matter who you were in high school, you're now the casting director of your very own teen movie!
Everyone: So why don't you believe in God? You: Um, hi, nice to meet you.
Much boos. Such tears. Very convention. Wow.
Because deciding what you should have for lunch shouldn't be so damn hard.
The notoriously apolitical NBA legend tells ESPN site The Undefeated he is "saddened and frustrated by the divisive rhetoric and racial tensions."
Perfect for dunking in your morning cup of coffee.
THIS. IS. IMPORTANT.
"Will I be there for 5 minutes? 5 hours? Will I spend $5? $500?"
Floaters, you better grab a life vest!
But you have to choose.
My partner doesn't want his body. But I do.
Everything's OK here. Move along.
Are you wearing pants?
We asked Trump supporters to write down a misconception about them and here's what happened.
I honestly can't keep up anymore.
Hey, have you ever tried these weird kitchen hacks?
It's going to be a good one.
CUTE PIG ALERT.
My CP15 Oddish isn't weak, he's BRAVE and BEAUTIFUL.
Because SpongeBob memes never get old, duh.
We are few, but we are proud.
NOT ALL LOVE DIES.
They truly make it a better place.
They're gonna kick your butt in style.
I'm just going to go cry in the toilets about absolutely nothing.
Why is rice so good?
The secondhand embarrassment is real.
"I don't want to be anything other than me..."
Damn nature, you crazy!
"If my wig fell off in public, I would leave it and just start running. I would not stop running till I get to heaven."
I mustache you a question... is this a good look?
How well do you know Litchfield and its inmates?
*cries into student loan letter*