"Assistance on aisle one — there's someone here crying tears of joy."
"Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and nobody is wrong."
Ford’s lawyers confirmed that she will speak at an open Senate Judiciary Committee hearing this week.
"I know, let's put stickers on every single piece of fruit sold in America!" —Satan
This was one of the hardest things I've ever done.
"We were seduced, we were lured, we were hooked, and then, when we became captive audiences, we were manipulated to see what other people — people with vested interests and evil motives of power and domination — wanted us to see."
There are more than 10,000 local jurisdictions that administer the country's elections. Only 1,100 have signed up for the federal election threat alert system.
You might be surprised.
Please fix all my problems in life, but for under $10. Thank you, thank you.
At least your day isn't as bad as these people's.
The government estimates that the regulation, released late Saturday, would affect roughly 382,000 people per year.
A simpler time, when nobody could tag you in a photo where you looked bad.
If I say that I love "KUWTK", does that mean that I will have six children?
It seemed impossible.
An eggcellent quiz, IMHO.
“Love to own my opponent by posting video of them getting uproarious applause for opposing extrajudicial killings of black men by white cops.”
"Ladies, you must never date anyone who hates libraries, has a portrait of himself that grows older while he stays young, or eats five dozen eggs and is the size of a barge."
Let's celebrate all the shades and sizes of our Latinx families!
No baking expertise necessary.
"We’re just supposed to — in the face of all this, dragging our good name through the mud — we’re supposed to do nothing?"
*Crosses fingers for Olivia.*
Bizarre Medical Cases That Will Straight Up Baffle You
Art hilariously imitating life.
Disneyland is SPOOKTACULAR this time of year.
Jeremy Corbyn’s party is braced for an explosive showdown in Liverpool this week over its position on a second Brexit referendum.
Sugar, spice, and everything nice!
Honestly, we should never go to the movies with other people.
Can you keep your parks straight?