12 Messages We'd Probably Get If Our Cats Could Text

"Yes, I may be the world's most famous feline and the legendary 9Lives® spokescat, but I still step into my kitty litter box one leg at a time." --Morris. See the world through the charmingly choosy eyes of Morris the Cat at Cat's Eye View.

1. From a future member of the Audubon Society:

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2. From the passive-aggressive roommate who never pitches in on rent:

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3. From the children you never realized you'd have to separate:

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4. From the kitten who doesn't care for your artwork:

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5. From the egotistical-yet-appreciative feline who thinks all the world's his oyster:

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6. From an eventual shadow puppeteer:

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7. From the diva who needs her beauty rest:

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8. From the guardian of the galaxy:

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9. From the hungry, hungry tomcat who constantly has to apologize:

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10. From the klutz who wishes he knew how to use glue:

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11. From a daring contortionist:

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12. And finally, from the codependent kitty who just loves you with all her heart:

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"Wearable technology is ameowzing!" --Morris

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"Hey human friends, want to know what it's like to be me, the one and only Morris the Cat? Behold the latest emerging trends in eating, napping, sunbathing, playing, and cuddling at Cat's Eye View."

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