22 Things Every College Guy Has In His Dorm Room

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1. White ankle-cut socks.

2. Toiletries (in a Ziploc bag).

3. All-purpose odor eliminator/cleanser.

4. Paperback versions of "American classics."

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5. White board that's only used for obscene pictures.

6. Red cup (empty).

7. Flags from random countries.

8. Extra long twin bed (unmade).

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9. Christmas lights, no matter what time of year.

10. Plastic shelves that'll break mid-semester.

11. Goddamn bunk beds.

12. Black ankle-cut socks.

13. An empty plastic bottle.

14. Body spray.

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15. Sick posters, brah.

16. Entire DVD collection of an animated series.

17. A single towel.

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18. The same laptop as everyone else.

19. College hoodie.

20. Bare feet.

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21. A copy of THE BEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN.

22. Your goddamn roommate, who never leaves the dorm room.

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