Brad Pitt Is Saving The Planet In "Ad Astra" So We're All Going To Be Fine

I'll relax with a cocktail and you take care of the planet, Braddles.

This September, Brad Pitt is shooting off to the outer edges of the galaxy as an elite astronaut in Ad Astra ⁠— so get ready to be starstruck.

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He's setting out to save the world and here's why he was absolutely the right choice to protect us.

1. First off, you know that these shoulders could definitely manage the weight of the world.

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TBH, he could probably manage to lift weights in anti-gravity too.

2. This cool determined stare is 110% reassuring that the world is going to be fine.

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And even if he doesn't save the world, I humbly volunteer to help him repopulate humankind.

3. Not to mention that smile! What star could ever shine that bright?

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I'm not convinced that the whole movie doesn't end with Braddles flashing his pearly whites and conquering everyone in the vicinity.

4. Explosions are literally raining down on him and Brad just calmly takes it all in.

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I feel reassured – he obviously has a plan.

5. He doesn't back down from an intellectual debate — holding his own through both explosions and arguments.

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He could help you file your taxes in one hand, while racing a moon-buggy in the other.

6. He's cool and calculating all the way through, thinking hard on the decisions that will eventually save the world.

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If someone in charge looked at me like this, I would feel 100% reassured about the state of the world.

7. Watching him walk with such PURPOSE makes it obvious that he has everything under control.

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He's off to save the world and no one is going to stop him.

8. He's both majestic and in charge.

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Can't you just see the gravitas seeping off of him?

9. He's probably falling here and thinking, "Yes! This is exactly where I should be right now."

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He's also probably the only one in the world who looks good in orange.

10. His stoic facade in the face of needles is ~literally~ the only qualification needed to save the planet.

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Qualification number two is wearing a crisp white shirt that stretches across his chest in a hypnotic way.

11. And this effortless shrug just screams, "I GOT THIS!"

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Without a doubt, we are in safe hands.

Journey to the stars with Brad in Ad Astra — in cinemas September 19.

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Because the only thing better than watching Braddles do his thing, is watching him do it on the big screen.