Fall Out Boy Pick-Up Lines

These aren't very serious. Just go tell your emo friends that you found a funny article. Notice how all the pictures are from Tumblr? What does that tell you about me? Exactly. **As this is Fall Out Boy, most of these are low-key about sex**

1. I think you're hot to the touch and hot on the inside

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Hot To The Touch, Cold On The Inside - PAX AM Days

I'd be careful with this one as not many people listen to PAX AM Days

(It's also quite creepy)

2. You're the only thing I wanna see underneath the tree

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Yule Shoot Your Eye Out - Believers Never Die
Once again, I'd be careful because very few people listen to greatest hits or EPs.

3. What you do on your own time's just fine, my imagination's much worse

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Calm Before The Storm - Take This To Your Grave and Evening Out With Your Girlfriend

4. Chicago Is So Two Years Ago, but you'll always be relevant to me

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Chicago Is So Two Years Ago - Take This To Your Grave

This is one that I just kind of threw in because it's cheesy. I don't know why I thought it'd be a good one but here it is.

5. I'll be your best-kept secret and your biggest mistake

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Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner - From Under The Cork Tree

Yes, the original mess.

6. If you sleep with me, you'll get more than just a stupid song written about you

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I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me - From Under The Cork Tree

Okay, yes, this is stupid, but you'll either get a good laugh or a restraining order!

7. I can bang more than just the doldrums

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Bang The Doldrums - Infinity On High

I mentioned that these could be sexual. Don't tell me what to do.

8. We could be America's next Suitehearts

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America's Suitehearts - Folie a Deux

This is a song I really like and if it doesn't work, that's your problem.

9. I'm in love with more than just my sins

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America's Suitehearts - Folie a Deux

Sorry, I just really like this song.

10. I must be a lawyer because I'm trying to get you off

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I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me + You) - Infinity On High

I'm a sucker for IOH

11. Results

BOOM, now you have a datefriend that likes Fall Out Boy or you're making fun of my horrible pick-up lines :)