29 Of The Best Memes, Jokes, And Simply Legendary Reactions To Taylor Swift's "Tortured Poets Department"

    I love you (The Tortured Poets Department). It's ruining my life.

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    I'm sure you know by now that Taylor Swift's new album, The Tortured Poets Department, has been released.

    And while many fans at first assumed this album would be about Taylor's breakup with her longtime partner, Joe Alwyn, after listening, many are wondering if it's actually about her subsequent whirlwind relationship with The 1975 frontman Matty Healy.

    The album is incredible, and the lyrics are fantastic. So naturally, a ton of people are currently fawning over it. Here are 29 of the best jokes and reactions that I've seen (so far):

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    1.

    taylor swift being intentionally unclear on what song is about who #tsttpd pic.twitter.com/xUWBp4tIS5

    — athena (@vlezvs) April 19, 2024
    Universal / Everett Collection / Twitter: @vlezvs

    2.

    how it feels to be the only person alive who likes, dislikes, thinks about, and listens to Taylor Swift the exact correct amount pic.twitter.com/Uz5GUQr3E7

    — Carl Kinsella (@TVsCarlKinsella) April 19, 2024
    Twitter: @TVsCarlKinsella

    3.

    me at 2am after listening to 31 songs with 321,000 words pic.twitter.com/kLWZKxkSMX

    — sunny ッ (xion’s version) (@_usertweets) April 19, 2024
    Twitter: @_usertweets

    4.

    taylor swift in destin, florida pic.twitter.com/PV2d8qkyQ7

    — Monica Patel (@monicapatel917) April 19, 2024
    Twitter: @monicapatel917

    5.

    this album is like tolerate it on crystal meth

    — abby 🦋 (@fifteeenswift) April 19, 2024
    Twitter: @fifteeenswift

    6.

    what we thought #tsttpd was going to be: sad whimsical victorian depressing quill songs about losing the love of your life fit for a hermit librarian

    what ttpd actually is like: pic.twitter.com/g2q3oQ2i7S

    — shannon 🪶 (@holygroundsound) April 19, 2024
    NBC / Twitter: @holygroundsound

    7.

    joe alwyn to matty healy tonight pic.twitter.com/bxStyB1dbL

    — Claire Kuwana (@clairekuwana) April 19, 2024
    Twitter: @clairekuwana

    8.

    just listened to so long london pic.twitter.com/7MqkHBh70j

    — julia 🪩🍒 iso toronto (@fearlesssstyles) April 19, 2024
    Lia Toby/Getty Images / Lionsgate / Twitter: @fearlesssstyles

    9.

    Why was this album Taylor’s Reynolds Pamphlet

    — Exquisite Armantè (@ExquisiteWill) April 19, 2024
    Twitter: @ExquisiteWill

    10.

    A DOUBLE ALBUM pic.twitter.com/pJJqDSrGkE

    — jel (@feydsrauthas) April 19, 2024
    Warner Bros. / Twitter: @feydsrauthas

    11.

    Aaron Dessner seeing that we are all liking the anthology tracks better 🤭pic.twitter.com/T4cYXsdqOb

    — Chris ⸆⸉ 🤍 (@ChrisMtz_16) April 19, 2024
    Lionsgate / Twitter: @ChrisMtz_16

    12.

    the people of Destin, Florida this weekend pic.twitter.com/pM0NdtoclY

    — JB!!!🪩🐻🍉 (@JBfromDC89) April 19, 2024
    Netflix / Twitter: @JBfromDC89

    13.

    We'll all remember where we were when we realized The Alchemy was about Travis Kelce.

    — Alex Goldschmidt (@alexandergold) April 19, 2024
    Twitter: @alexandergold

    14.

    Kim Kardashian right now pic.twitter.com/TnygOwuwSg

    — Ryan Schocket (@RyanSchocket) April 19, 2024
    Bravo / Twitter: @RyanSchocket

    15.

    ANDREA pic.twitter.com/MDnz2aYDp8

    — sebastian⸆⸉ (@sebsgetawaycar) April 19, 2024
    Twitter: @sebsgetawaycar

    16.

    travis: https://t.co/sHASL4JK7Q

    — ً (@jordayiaism) April 19, 2024
    Twitter: @jordayiaism

    17.

    aaron dessner if you ever need a kidney you have my number

    — shay (@shayvswift) April 19, 2024
    Twitter: @shayvswift

    18.

    Twitter: @gleeklqura

    19.

    taylor swift dropping 15 more songs after putting out the most gut wrenching album #TSTTPD pic.twitter.com/hLaC1LCsMc

    — SITA (@raspberhrriies) April 19, 2024
    Twitter: @raspberhrriies

    20.

    taylor swift fans realizing they need the 1975 fans to decode the deep cuts in these lyrics for them pic.twitter.com/RP9TsrGWhT

    — katie 🥾🌍 (@sofar_alright) April 19, 2024
    Twitter: @sofar_alright

    21.

    Republic / Twitter: @ttpdCeoRai

    22.

    I’M SO DEPRESSED I ACT LIKE ITS MY BIRTHDAY EVERY DAY pic.twitter.com/efgYwiwP9W

    — jay (@kendallhosseini) April 19, 2024
    HBO / Twitter: @kendallhosseini

    23.

    listening to loml feels like this btw:
    pic.twitter.com/otkYvMiBq9

    — shannon (🪩) (@soitssgoes) April 19, 2024
    HBO / Twitter: @soitssgoes

    24.

    Charlie Puth when he found out Taylor gave him an endorsement in a song #TTPDBoardMeeting #TSTTPD pic.twitter.com/WiQ21uyN4k

    — Matt (@tswiftordie13) April 19, 2024
    The CW / Twitter: @tswiftordie13

    25.

    taylor and florance leaving the studio after recording florida #TSTTPD pic.twitter.com/skK4CD5xNy

    — nick 🤍 TTPD (@nickputation) April 19, 2024
    Twitter: @nickputation

    26.

    Taylor said you want synths?? Have them! You want folklore? Have it!! Everybody gets everything! I am a god

    — Beth 🩵 (@tiedwithaswift) April 19, 2024
    Twitter: @tiedwithaswift

    27.

    Swifties rn pic.twitter.com/QpvUW3chzO

    — fwd: Lav⸆⸉ BDILH (@fwdLav) April 19, 2024
    Twitter: @fwdLav

    28.

    Who the fuck are Peter Cassandra Robin Aimee Sam Sophia Chloe and Marcus who are you people and why are you in my house

    — bails (@baytato) April 19, 2024
    Twitter: @baytato

    29.

    peepaw dessner i’m gonna tuck you into bed with a baked potato. you have never disappointed me

    — liz 🫶 (@AstoundingSwift) April 19, 2024
    Twitter: @AstoundingSwift

    And if you haven't already, you *NEED* to listen to The Tortured Poets Department.

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