1. If a marathon is on, so are your comfy pants.
You’re not going anywhere.
2. You yell at your TV when you catch a cast member lying.
3. You’ve dished about Housewives drama to a friend who doesn’t watch the show.
Dish with fellow initiates: Find other super fans in the Official Real Housewives of New Jersey room on zeebox.
4. There’s a Housewife you love.
NeNe is your spirit animal.
7. You have a drama-dar. You can smell the impending carnage and you love it.
8. Mama Elsa’s hot box of crazy doesn’t even phase you anymore.
9. You actually bought one of the Housewives’ singles.
11. You’ve shed actual tears during the more touching moments.
12. But you take a deep breath and pull it together because you’re classy as hell.
13. When they announce a new city, you tell yourself you’re not going to watch it.
How awesome could the “Real Housewives of Missoula” really be?