12 Things You Can Only Buy On YouTube

Ok, maybe these aren’t real. But wouldn’t it be amazing if they were real? For more awesome comedy videos, you should check out Comedy Week, coming to YouTube May 19th. Cause, you know…jokes are cool.

1. This juice that makes your dog live forever.

ID: 1099468

Ever wish your dog would live forever? Then you need Immortal Dog.

ID: 1099444

2. If you have insomnia, you could hire this creep to watch you sleep.

ID: 1099549

Maybe counting sheep is less terrifying option.

ID: 1099542

3. This spooky air freshener.

ID: 1110552

It’s a good point…maybe we should think twice before entering a scary room with a blindfold.

ID: 1103343

4. The perfect way to lose weight.

ID: 1110693

With results like this, who cares if it’s racist!

ID: 1103273

5. A WTF Blanket.

ID: 1110736

Guaranteed to ruin your sex life.

ID: 1103308

6. An inappropriately named laundry mat.

ID: 1099518

This poor man really screwed up when he named his laundry mat.

ID: 1099482

7. When one shirt isn’t enough. Try So Many Shirts.

ID: 1103096

There not selling shirts…they’re selling a lifestyle.

ID: 1102981

8. Amazon knows you better than yourself.

ID: 1099537

With Amazon yesterday shipping you will get what you need tomorrow, today! Wait…what?

ID: 1099535

9. Everyone Welcome! (EXCEPT INVISIBLE PEOPLE)

ID: 1110819

Seriously, no invisible people. AT ALL.

ID: 1103324

10. This movie about a girl who just wants to roll her hand in the wind.

ID: 1110868

Bottlecap. It’s the only name she got.

ID: 1103276

11. These Butt Drugs

ID: 1110913

For all your Butt Drug needs.

ID: 1103300

12. This pizza.

ID: 1110990

All crust. All the time.

ID: 1108885

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