On a on a blustery fall afternoon, this attractive Australian import (and host of VH1’s Big Morning Buzz!) hung out with BuzzFeed and agreed to play a bizarre round of “Would You Rather?” These are his answers. And his GIFs.
2. Would you rather live in a world where huge, friendly gummy bears walk around OR live in a world where hoverboards exist?
“Yeah, hoverboards, 100%. Hoverboards are the sickest things of all time.”
3. Would you rather change gender every time you sneeze OR not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?
“Change gender for sure. I don’t know why, guess I’m just a sick bastard? Why would I want to eat the baby? I don’t wanna hurt the baby. And I only sneeze, like, twice a year, so it’s fine.”
4. Would you rather be sexually attracted to fruit OR have Cheetos dust permanently on your fingers?
“I love Cheeto dust, so I would have that.”
5. Would you rather only be able to whisper for the rest of your life OR only be able to shout?
6. Would you rather live one single 1,000-year life OR ten 100-year lives?
“I would live a thousand years because you could see so much in the lifetime.”
7. Would you rather be 4’4” OR 7’7”?
8. Would you rather be a one-hit wonder OR an average singer for the rest of your life?
“A one-hit wonder, because then you’d be like Vanilla Ice. And you’d get shows later on. I’d definitely like to be the one-hit wonder because of the karaoke potential.”
9. Would you rather be the best racquetball player in the world or find $65 on the street?
“Racquetball sucks. [With the $65,] I would buy Shake Shack. Because it’s right outside of your office.”
10. Would you rather be able to speak any language fluently OR be able to talk to animals?
“I wanna speak to animals so that I’ll be the only person [on Earth] who can speak to animals!”
11. You are on a deserted island with a beautiful man or woman. Would you rather their top half be fish OR their bottom half be fish?
“I’ll just keep this PG. I would have the top half — then we can have a conversation.”
12. Would you rather fart popcorn OR have your past and future Google search history available to everyone?
“I use Google Chrome private search so you can’t see it anyway! So I would fart popcorn — that’s awesome!”
13. Would you rather have hiccups every day for the rest of your life OR have the feeling that you’re about to sneeze during every moment of the rest of your life?
“Sneeze. Don’t think I’m sick or anything, but I think it’s almost like a hint of an orgasm. Wait — who’s with me on this?”
14. Would you rather have a bell go off every single time you were aroused OR feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?
“I’d have the bell go off. And it’d go off all day. And it would be bad. Just like, one continuous fire alarm.”
15. Would you rather be friend-zoned by your crush OR have your best friend fall in love with you?
“I would rather have my best friend fall in love with me because then we have a foundation in the relationship. There’s a moment of honesty. Now how the hell do I GIF that? Ah, Britney Spears.”