1. How to greet a room filled with people.
2. How to convey your extreme boredom.
3. How to pray.
4. The proper way to cheers.
5. How to clue someone in on a joke.
6. How to insult someone about their past.
7. How to let a potential partner know what's really important to you.
8. How to follow up a compliment with an insult.
9. How to cook a raw chicken.
10. How not to sacrifice your own morals for a man.
11. How to let a girl know she's in the "friend zone."
12. How to inform your roommates about *why* they're so jealous of you.
13. How to leave a reality show with grace and aplomb.
14. How to insult your competition with class.
15. The proper way to announce that it's time to use the bathroom.
16. The improper way to attract a man.
17. How to intimidate your peers.
18. How to deal with camel-toe.
19. How to save face after elimination.
20. The true definition of "O.G."
21. And how become immortalized in reality TV infamy.
