The 7 Stages Of Getting Your Butt Checked Out By Tobey Maguire

    ALLEGEDLY checked out. It's totally possible there was something else equally as pleasing in Tobey's line of vision.

    Whitney Jefferson
    by Whitney Jefferson

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Stage One: "Butt."

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    Stage Two: "Tobey sees butt."

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    Stage Three: "Tobey likes butt."

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    Stage Four: "Tobey want butts."

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    Stage Five: ♬ I'm all about that bass 'bout that bass and no treble ooh baby doo-wop yeah ♬

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    Stage Six: "That was crazy. Did I just become enchanted by that woman's butt?"

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    Stage Seven: "Ey, uh: Taxi!"

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    And those are the seven steps to checking a girl out like Tobey Maguire.

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    So congrats, lady on the street with coffee in your hand: Tobey Maguire checked out your butt!

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    In 2015 nothing can stop you now.