Tell Us About Yourself(ie): David Arquette

The actor takes our Q&A!

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What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?

My fiancé Christina, my son Charlie and my daughter Coco.

When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?

Vodka on the rocks with lime.

What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?

In 2014: "Amazing."

What is the last thing you searched for on Google?

Jeff 1000 — if I mention Jeff five times in this interview Wired.com will give me a set of steak knives.

Who is the last person that called or texted you?

My fiancé Christina.

What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?

When I called Tom Cruise Sean Penn... I didn't handle it well.

When is the last time you went to a theater?

On Friday to see Top 5 in Baldwin Hills.

What TV show should everyone should be watching?

Black Mirror.

And what is your TV guilty pleasure?

The People's Couch.

What's the first CD you bought?

Madness... I don't remember which album.

What is the one food you cannot resist?

Roscoes chicken and waffles.

What music are you currently listening to?

The Wow and Abstrakto

What movie makes you laugh the most?

Dumb and Dumber.

What drives you absolutely crazy?

Mean people.

What was your first online screen name?

tinybillybow.

Pick one: Kittens or puppies?

Puppies

New York or Los Angeles?

Los Angeles

Comedy or drama?

Comedy

Bacon or Nutella?

I love them both

Coffee or tea?

Coffee

'80s or '90s?

2015!

NSYNC or BSB?

BSB

Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?

Hannah Montana.. Duh.

And finally: tell us a secret.

I also am a dramatic actor.

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