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31 Life Lessons Learned From The Bailey School Kids

You know what would be helpful, though? Books about what these monsters and creatures actually do. posted on January 24, 2013 at 9:38am EST

Whitney Jefferson BuzzFeed Staff posted about 3 months ago

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1. Zombies don’t play soccer.

Zombies don't play soccer.

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2. Ghosts don’t eat potato chips.

Ghosts don't eat potato chips.

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3. Werewolves don’t go to summer camp.

Werewolves don't go to summer camp.

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4. Pirates don’t wear pink sunglasses.

Pirates don't wear pink sunglasses.

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5. Ninjas don’t bake pumpkin pies.

Ninjas don't bake pumpkin pies.

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6. Mermaids don’t run track.

Mermaids don't run track.

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7. Wizards don’t need computers.

Wizards don't need computers.

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8. Genies don’t ride bicycles.

Genies don't ride bicycles.

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9. Goblins don’t play video games.

Goblins don't play video games.

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10. Aliens don’t wear braces.

Aliens don't wear braces.

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11. Leprechauns don’t play basketball.

Leprechauns don't play basketball.

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12. Angels don’t know karate.

Angels don't know karate.

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13. Dracula doesn’t drink lemonade.

Dracula doesn't drink lemonade.

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14. Unicorns don’t give sleigh rides.

Unicorns don't give sleigh rides.

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15. Robots don’t catch chicken pox.

Robots don't catch chicken pox.

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16. Wolfmen don’t hula dance.

Wolfmen don't hula dance.

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17. Giants don’t go snowboarding.

Giants don't go snowboarding.

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18. Phantoms don’t drive sports cars.

Phantoms don't drive sports cars.

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19. Sea monsters don’t ride motorcycles.

Sea monsters don't ride motorcycles.

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20. The Abominable Snowman doesn’t roast marshmallows.

The Abominable Snowman doesn't roast marshmallows.

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21. Bogeymen don’t play football.

Bogeymen don't play football.

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22. Cupid doesn’t flip hamburgers.

Cupid doesn't flip hamburgers.

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23. Frankenstein doesn’t start food fights.

Frankenstein doesn't start food fights.

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24. The Bride of Frankenstein doesn’t bake cookies.

The Bride of Frankenstein doesn't bake cookies.

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25. Sea serpents don’t juggle water balloons.

Sea serpents don't juggle water balloons.

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26. Vampires don’t wear polka dots.

Vampires don't wear polka dots.

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27. Ghosts don’t ride wild horses.

Ghosts don't ride wild horses.

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28. Swamp monsters don’t chase wild turkeys.

Swamp monsters don't chase wild turkeys.

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29. Dragons don’t cook pizza.

Dragons don't cook pizza.

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30. Vikings don’t wear wrestling belts.

Vikings don't wear wrestling belts.

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31. and ghouls don’t scoop ice cream. Ever.

and ghouls don't scoop ice cream. Ever.

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I remember reading these books in school back in the 90’s. I think I owned a couple of them but I can’t remember which ones. Everything used to be great back in the 80’s and 90’s.
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#13 but Dracula DOES has some swag
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The swamp monster looks like Andy Dick lol
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I loved these books!
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Based on the covers of these books, this is the most bigoted group of children I’ve ever seen.
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this series was my favorite as a kid!
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the alien looks like Fairuza Balk
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This brings back memories, my Mom took me to a book signing by Debbie Dadey back in the day. I was a star-struck 9 year-old kid.
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