JWOWW Lists The Presidents She’d Like To Bang

In yesterday’s entry on her blog, Jenni writes, “It’s President’s Day, so let’s be patriotic. Here are eight Presidents I’d like to f*ck.” Because if the “Jersey Shore” has taught me anything, it’s how to respectfully pay tribute to America…

Here are her words about each of the Presidents she’d like to get nasty with, without comment:

JWOWW Says: “I heard he was an alchoholic. Sounds like he liked to party! He kinda looks like that actor Kevin Kline, right? LOL.”

4. Abraham Lincoln

JWOWW says: “Who knew the dude on the $5 bill wasn’t always so hairy. I bet the ladies loved him back in the day.”

6. Bill Clinton

JWOWW says: “He might be old and gray but he was famous for not being able to keep it in his pants and a guy with a healthy sexual appetite is always sexy in my book.”

8. George Washington

JWOWW says: “Who knew that the guy on the coin you use to get your laundry done was a bit of a looker. He can join me for some GTL anytime he wants!”

10. George W. Bush

JWOWW says: “We all know this guy liked to party Jersey style and that makes him A-OK in my book.”

12. Ronald Reagan

JWOWW says: “Movie star turned P.I.L.F!” [President I’d Like To Fuck — Ed.]

JWOWW says: “Yes we can!”

16. John F. Kennedy

JWOWW says: “Too much of a ladies man in his day, but he liked a lady with curves and I am down with that.”

Via jwoww.com

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