JWOWW Lists The Presidents She'd Like To Bang

In yesterday's entry on her blog, Jenni writes, “It's President's Day, so let's be patriotic. Here are eight Presidents I'd like to f*ck.” Because if the “Jersey Shore” has taught me anything, it's how to respectfully pay tribute to America… posted

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Here are her words about each of the Presidents she'd like to get nasty with, without comment:

JWOWW Says: "I heard he was an alchoholic. Sounds like he liked to party! He kinda looks like that actor Kevin Kline, right? LOL."

4. Abraham Lincoln

JWOWW says: "Who knew the dude on the $5 bill wasn't always so hairy. I bet the ladies loved him back in the day."

6. Bill Clinton

JWOWW says: "He might be old and gray but he was famous for not being able to keep it in his pants and a guy with a healthy sexual appetite is always sexy in my book."

8. George Washington

JWOWW says: "Who knew that the guy on the coin you use to get your laundry done was a bit of a looker. He can join me for some GTL anytime he wants!"

10. George W. Bush

JWOWW says: "We all know this guy liked to party Jersey style and that makes him A-OK in my book."

12. Ronald Reagan

JWOWW says: "Movie star turned P.I.L.F!" [President I'd Like To Fuck -- Ed.]

JWOWW says: "Yes we can!"

16. John F. Kennedy

JWOWW says: "Too much of a ladies man in his day, but he liked a lady with curves and I am down with that."

Via: jwoww.com

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