Hotties Of The Super Bowl
If you’re like me, you know absolutely nothing about either team that’s playing in the Super Bowl this year, but you’re going to watch anyway. With that in mind, here are all the men you should plan on staring at come Sunday because they are fine as hell.
2. Wes Welker: “Most Likely To Be Featured On A Pin-Up Calendar”
3. Niko Koutouvides: “Most Likely To Have A Greek Heritage”
5. Julian Edelman:” Most Likely To Have Recently Appeared On America’s Next Top Model”
6. Tiquan Underwood: “Most Likely To Love The Movie Friday”
7. Stephen Gostkowski: “Most Likely To Be Cute, But Ultimately Boring In Bed”
8. Aaron Hernandez: “Most Likely To Get Your Face Tattooed On His Body”
9. Zoltan Mesko: “Most Likely To Speak Five Different Langauges”
10. Devin McCourty: “Most Likely To Be On Time To Class”
12. Nate Solder: “Most Likely To Look More Like A Soccer Player Than A Football Player”
13. Chad Ochocinco: “Most Likely To Have Starred In His Own VH1 Dating Reality Series”
14. Rob Gronkowski: “Most Likely To Be Affectionately Nicknamed ‘Gronk’”
17. Rob Ninkovich: “Most Likely to Grow An Unfortunate-Looking Beard”
19. Matthew Slater: “Best Glasses”
20. Dan Connolly: “Most Likely To Dress Up As Santa Claus At Your Holiday Party”
23. Donald Thomas: “Most Likely To Have Sat Next To Me During An 8am Class In College”
(true story)
24. Sebastian Vollmer: “Most Likely To Offer Up A Mustache Ride”
27. Steve Weatherford: “Most Likely To Spend Wayyyy Too Much Time At The Gym”
I’m sorry, I meant the fucking gym.







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