Glittery Snake About To Attack Jennifer Lopez’s Boobs

She doesn’t even notice that it’s happening and Enrique Iglesias looks a little too pleased.

[Note: this is a totally-frivolous, stupid post.]

“What’s that you say?”

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“There’s a snake about to attack my chest?”

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“Right here?”

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“Right now?”

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“That’s ludicrous!”

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Enrique Iglesias isn’t any help, either… probably because he’s day-dreaming about the snake actually strangling her:

“Look at that snake around on JLo’s neck.”

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“Slither, my snake-friend.”

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“If not now, then soon, my friend.”

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“Someday SOON.”

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