1. Why won't I go back to the parisian bistro?
2. How did the farmer fix his pants?
3. What's Lassie's favorite vegetable?
4. Why have ice cream to celebrate being born?
5. Why is bread the most annoying telemarketer?
6. What'd the fried dough say during dinner?
7. Which vegetable gives sailors nightmares?
8. What are chickens grown on?
9. Why are psychics experts at BBQing?
10. What did the farmer's personal trainer say?
11. Why have you never seen a cremated shortcake?
12. What'd the vegetables say to get the party started?
13. What does a vegetarian zombie eat?
What does a happy mouth say?
