1. You say “We’ll go wherever you want to go,” then get totally outraged over the spot they choose for dinner.
2. Sometimes you’ll post a #tbt of you and your ex.
#tbt #meandmyex #lookhowcutewewere #bestcoupleever
3. You go through their entire email inbox once a week just to see if you can find anything incriminating.
5. You cook dinner for them, but include food they’re allergic to.
“Nuts? What nuts?”