1.
"I wonder if I'm the only one here who sweats this much."
2.
"Do I need more coffee? What time was that meeting at? Am I supposed to be in a meeting right now?"
3.
"If I move my couch there, will my living room look bigger?"
4.
"How many more minutes can I sit here before my bladder explodes?"
5.
"Can I take some webcam selfies without anyone noticing?"
6.
"Is it time for lunch yet?"
7.
"Did I leave my curling iron on? Did I leave my window open? Did I lock my door?!"
8.
"No, really. It needs to be lunchtime. Now."
9.
"I wonder what I should have for dinner tonight."
10.
"What's proper passing-each-other-in-the-hallway etiquette? Am I supposed to say hello or just keep walking?"
11.
"I should go back to school for underwater basket weaving."
12.
"Will anyone notice if I close my eyes for just one minute?"
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