1. It's just so beautiful.
2. Like... so sizzling hot.
3. It's perfect from every angle.
4. Simply a work of art.
5. It bends to your will.
6. It's amazing in all shapes and sizes.
7. It smells like everything you've ever dreamed of.
8. It won't get jealous if you have more than one.
9. It's great on the dance floor.
10. It's not allergic to pets.
11. It knows how to be romantic.
12. Even cold, hard machines are in love with it.
13. It's a spiritual experience.
14. It lasts... forever.
15. It will never break your heart.
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