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It's just so beautiful.
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Like... so sizzling hot.
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It's perfect from every angle.
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It bends to your will.
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It's amazing in all shapes and sizes.
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It smells like everything you've ever dreamed of.
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It won't get jealous if you have more than one.
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It's great on the dance floor.
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It's not allergic to pets.
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It knows how to be romantic.
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Even cold, hard machines are in love with it.
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It's a spiritual experience.
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It will never break your heart.