1.
"I can be the life of the party."
2.
"Pretty sure with this life vest, I can just flop into this pond and it'll be fine."
3.
"Yeah, I can skateboard. You can just call me Rob Dyrdog."
4.
"I can tuck myself in like a taquito. I don't need anybody."
5.
"I can get that knot out. Wow, you're carrying a lot of tension — is that an old fetch injury?"
6.
"I can clear this fire again, watch me clear it again."
7.
"You can make any bicycle built for two."
8.
"Together, we can change the date of Halloween. Halloween can be today!"
9.
"Goat parkour is a thing. I can make it a thing."
10.
"Bet I can make you feel silly, dog."
11.
"I can just go ahead and show you how this is done."
12.
"Guys, put on some music — I can limbo better with music."
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