So God is a limited resource? I thought he was supposed to be infinite. Strange how you Christians can’t get your own story straight. And how much delight you seem to take in the thought of other people going to Hell.

No. I can’t explain it. Hope that helps.

We don’t need sex education
We don’t need no birth control
Don’t say “orgasm” in the classroom
Tweeners, leave your things alone
Hey! Tweeners! Leave your things alone!
All in all, it’s just a prick and two balls (How can you be very puritan if you go beat your meat?)

I’m not saying she’s pretty, and I’m not saying she’s ugly. Let’s just say she’s pretty ugly.

Why do you hate America?

I high school with a dormitory? A lot of those “kids” look a bit old to be in high school. Cool vid, though.

Photos, or it didn’t happen.

Another Prick and 2 Balls (by the religious right) We don’t need sex education
We don’t need no birth control
Don’t say “orgasm” in the classroom
Tweeners, leave your things alone (How can you be very prudish if you just beat your meat?)

Where are the spiders from Mars? I want my money back.

You should totally try this at home.

Fox “News” talking heads are unfairly mistaken for journalists. (It’s unfair to real journalists.)

He’s from Winnie the Pooh’s nose?

Look-alike. Not look-a-like. They look alike. They are look-alikes. See how obvious that is?

A shout-out for spelling “minuscule” right.

Ping Pong balls are already hollow. I have no idea what’s going on here. Bad post.

Now I’ve seen everything. /Except for a man eating his own head.

And not one N-word! Nice! Stay classy, you ignorant hicks.

Parking LIKE a douchebag and BEING a douchebag are very different things. In this case, the parker wasn’t BEING a douchebag, because no one was inconvenienced. You, however, with your unfocused rage and eagerness to condemn a stranger who isn’t hurting anyone—are a douchebag. Douchebag.

OTOH, it’s the only car in the huge, empty lot. No one is being even slightly inconvenienced. No harm, no foul.

Look-alike. LOOK-ALIKE NOT LOOK-A-LIKE