1. It's almost December...
2. That moment when "do you want a treat" takes on a new meaning.
"From now on, this is my answer: No."
They didn't ask for this, but we humans went ahead and did it anyway. Why do we do it to them? Because we can. This Christmas, do whatever you want with Visa.
"From now on, this is my answer: No."
"You can dress me up, but you can't make me like it."
"Wait, what? I never signed up for this."
"Baby, it's cold outside, and this outfit does not cover my butt."
"Please don't put these pictures on the internet."
"And I'd DO IT AGAIN!"
"When is your DIY phase is going to end?"
"I was fine with the antlers and... Are these repurposed underpants...? But the nose is a step too far."
"I'm sad because all of it."
"We're going to karaoke next, right?"
"And this amuses you, does it."
"NOPE."
"Future civilisations' textbooks will start with this moment. The beginning of the end times. Remember you did this."
"It's antlers OR tinsel. Both is just tacky."
"No seriously, check the RSVPs. My name's not on it!"
"This headline is correct."
"Aren't there laws about this?"
"Hello, yes this is dog. I would like to make a complaint."
"What did I ever do to you?"
"It's only fair."
"Wake me up when December ends. Is that how the song goes?"
"Anything but this."