1. When crack was so much better second-hand
2. And deportation was still a viable option
3. We used to werk so hard
4. When the Internet was young. Hey, we all were.
5. Back when Facebook was much simpler
6. and hating everything was so adorable
7. And this goat was robbed of more than one Grammy
8. Mileymania was still running wild, brother
9. And hot love came in hand form
10. So many questions went unanswered
11. And drastically low expectations were a beautiful thing
12. Parenting used to be just like Street Fighter
13. When not giving a damn used to mean something
14. It wasn't about winning and losing
15. And the hay was for everyone
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