The USA Women’s Gymnastics Team Are Actually Robots

Seriously, they’re full of circuits and what-not. Much love, Virgin Mobile

1. In 2012 the United States deployed a secret army of automatons

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2. Fembots, devoid of emotion

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3. They marched into battle

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4. with robotic precision

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5. and disdain for their human foes

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6. Superhuman Capabilities

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7. and the power to fly

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8. and ate metals for fuel

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9. They looked to the heavens

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10. and worshipped their cruel master

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11. the evil overlord

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12. Their judges were afraid

13. The robots of the 2012 US Women’s Gymnastics Team

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