The USA Women’s Gymnastics Team Are Actually Robots

1. In 2012 the United States deployed a secret army of automatons

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2. Fembots, devoid of emotion

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3. They marched into battle

4. with robotic precision

5. and disdain for their human foes

6. hmpff

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7. Not programmed to feel pain

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8. only to attack

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9. with mechanical grace

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10. superhuman capabilities

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11. and the power to fly

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12. They showed no mercy

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13. and ate metals for fuel

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14. They looked to the heavens

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15. and worshipped their cruel master

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16. the evil overlord

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17. Their foes were afraid

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18. Their judges were afraid

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19. Their own parents were afraid

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20. The robots of the 2012 US Women’s Gymnastics Team

21. So badass

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