The Definitive Ranking Of Hot People In Sochi This Week

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1. Tina Maze - Slovenia - Downhill Skier

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2. Henrik Lundqvist - Sweden - Ice Hockey Player

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3. Silje Norendal - Norway - Snowboarder

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4. Barbershop Quartet - Norway - Snow Janitors

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5. Gus Kenworthy - USA - Puppy holder

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6. Kiira Korpi - Finland - Figure Skater

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7. Vladimir Putin - Russia - Manly Man

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8. Prince Hubertus - Mexico - The Most Interesting Olympian

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9. Bode Miller - USA - Downhill Skier

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10. Svetlana (or something) - Russia - Overly Attached Bear

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11. Joel Fearon - Great Brittian - Bobsledder

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12. Cosmonauts - Russia - Overgrown Children

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13. Clair Bidez - USA - Snowboarder

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14. Johnny Weir - USA - Bus Model

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15. Tessa Virtue... I mean Katy Perry... I mean Tessa Virtue - Canadian - Ice Melter/Dancer

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16. Roman Josi - Switzerland - Ice Hockey Player

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17. Ms. Lady - Russia - High-Paid Escort

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18. Vanessa Vanakorn - Thailand - Alpine Skier

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19. The Shy One - IOC - Unemployed

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20. Elias Ambühl - Switzerland - Freestyle Skier

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21. t.A.T.u. - Russia - Totally Not Gay

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22. Jean-Philippe Le Guellec - Canada - Biathlete

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23. Dance Club Furries - Russia - Human Glow Sticks

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24. Claudia Toth - Austria - Curler

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25. Hare, Bear & Leopard - Russia - Olympic Cuddle Monsters

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26. Christof Innerhofer - Italy - Freestyle Skier

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27. Ashley Wagner - USA - Last Place

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