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The 22 Most Absurd Library Books You Won’t Believe Exist

The internets may be full of WTF, but the library did it first. Judge A Book By Its Cover - Virgin Mobile posted on October 31, 2012 at 10:39pm EDT

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1. Evil genius university required reading

Evil genius university required reading

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2. The pages are all yellow with … age?

The pages are all yellow with . . . age?

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3. Do want

Do want

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4. One creepy book

One creepy book

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5. You’re not my real mom

You're not my real mom

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6. Brought to you by Trojan Condoms

Brought to you by Trojan Condoms

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7. Mistakes happen

Mistakes happen

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8. The Justin Bieber story

The Justin Bieber story

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9. Perfect for a rainy day

Perfect for a rainy day

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10. Getting real tired of your sh*t, Bobby

Getting real tired of your sh*t, Bobby

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11. Business in the front, super fast party in the back

Business in the front, super fast party in the back

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12. So proud of Grandma

So proud of Grandma

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13. Is it Madden 13? I bet it’s Madden 13.

Is it Madden 13? I bet it's Madden 13.

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14. Sorry.

Sorry.

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15. Go on …

Go on . . .

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16. Easily stored in your fanny pack

Easily stored in your fanny pack

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17. Get more fiber

Get more fiber

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18. More games than you would think

More games than you would think

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19. Still waiting on the advanced guide

Still waiting on the advanced guide

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20. Wut

Wut

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21. Typical Dick

Typical Dick

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22. Awesome? Awesome!

Awesome? Awesome!

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Half these are photoshops, but “Giraffes? Giraffes!” is indeed real and probably one of the most amusing books of all time.
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Spacecat on Mushrooms is photoshopped! I think ive posted this 3 times in the past cpl years on here damnit!
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