The WB had a semi-hit on their hands right up until they chopped Kerri Russell’s hair up, and the show dropped from 124th to 135th in the ratings. Ouch.
2. The Karate Kid
Somehow, when they gave this 80s classic a makeover, they left the karate (and the indefensible crane kick) out of everything but the title.
3. Carrot Top
Prop comic punch line to jacked ginger, Carrot Top has had a tough life.
If you get caught between the moon and New York City, the best that you can do is punch Russell Brand in his unfunny face. This makeover of our favorite drunken billionaire lacked all the charm and wit of the original.
5. Lindsay Lohan
Wasn’t it Rick James that said, “Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”?
6. Kenny Rogers
You got to know when to fold ‘em, Kenny. Know when to fold ‘em.
7. Michael Jackson
8. Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman plays an important role in the sexual fantasies of every man, boy, and nerd in America. Somehow a jacket completely ruins everything. It’s Freudian. We think.
9. Britney Spears
She went from the girl next door most likely to score an STD to the girl in the padded cell next door most likely to conjure a demon from her urine.
10. Heidi Montag
Heidi is known for being on a show about unlikeable, status driven, snots behaving badly, this was pretty much inevitable.
11. T-Mobile Girl
Slapping leather on a priss and dropping $200 Mill to tell everyone you did doesn’t make you cool.