1. You couldn’t wait to un-ironic that ironic half tee.
5. and crushed the post 90s throw backs to the 80s, even though we were born in the 00s.
6. You instagrammed all of our lunches for us,
7. and dressed us like we were going to get drank at an Odd Future show.
8. You let us rock a handle bar, back when it was cool,
12. even though you insisted on the not-that-safe vintage car seat,
We feel you mom. It’s a tough gig. Happy you day.
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