Someone's taken credit for starting the Universe
Starring Neil deGrasse Tyson
And Bill Nye
The Chief tells Neil he has to partner with Bill
They put aside their differences
And face the media
They start to bond
Really bond
Eventually they catch a break in the case
Duh-Duh-DUUUUUH! It's Shia LaBeouf!
He knows science's only weakness
Neil finds out Bill applied for a transfer
He goes out to blow off some steam
LaBoeuf kidnaps Bill
And turns him into a RoboCop
Bill is programmed to destroy Neil
But his robot heart is overridden - with love
They find LaBeouf at the old Even Stevens studio
Plot twist: LaBouef was Beans the whole time
The President thanks them
The case is closed
And they celebrate in space with Richard Branson
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