Instakitty can see through your filters to the color of your aura.
2. Cheating Dog (Ashley Madison.com)
Cheating Dog will heal the scars on your heart with metphysicality and all night leg humping.
3. the Last Dinosaur (Myspace)
Denver the Last Dinosaur believes in the ancient ways and the healing power of music.
4. Bronx Zoo Cobra (Twitter)
The Bronx Zoo Cobra is live tweeting your soul.
5. Will Ferrell (Funny or die)
Will Ferrell is taking a holistic approach to hilarity.
6. Successful Business Cat (Linkedin)
Successful Business Cat is diversifying your sutras.
7. Pinteresting Peacock (Pinterest)
Pinteresting Peacock knows mantras can’t be copyrighted.
8. Pig About Town (Yelp)
Pig About Town is unimpressed with the vegan lattes of your mind.
9. The Lone Wolf (Google +)
Lone Wolf is getting in touch with himself, and no one else.