If Your Favorite Animals Were Social Networks

When you're on a social network spirit quest it's best to know who's driving. Enjoy these social media spirit animals with your mind.

Instakitty

Jessica Fiess-Hill / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: gesika22

Instakitty can see through your filters to the color of your aura.

Cheating Dog (Ashley Madison.com)

Jen DeVere Warner / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: 11777792@N06

Cheating Dog will heal the scars on your heart with metphysicality and all night leg humping.

the Last Dinosaur (Myspace)

Dave Catchpole / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: yaketyyakyak

Denver the Last Dinosaur believes in the ancient ways and the healing power of music.

Bronx Zoo Cobra (Twitter)

Russ Bowling / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: robphoto

The Bronx Zoo Cobra is live tweeting your soul.

Will Ferrell (Funny or die)

Kevin Winter / Getty Images

Will Ferrell is taking a holistic approach to hilarity.

Successful Business Cat (Linkedin)

Nick Perla / CC BY-ND http://2.0 / Flickr: vibrantspirit

Successful Business Cat is diversifying your sutras.

Pinteresting Peacock (Pinterest)

Kristine Deppe / CC BY-ND http://2.0 / Flickr: 33414049@N08

Pinteresting Peacock knows mantras can't be copyrighted.

Pig About Town (Yelp)

le vent le cri / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: leventlecri

Pig About Town is unimpressed with the vegan lattes of your mind.

The Lone Wolf (Google +)

Tambako The Jaguar / CC BY-ND http://2.0 / Flickr: tambako

Lone Wolf is getting in touch with himself, and no one else.

Socially Awkward Penguin (Facebook)

Tambako The Jaguar / CC BY-ND http://2.0 / Flickr: tambako

Socially Awkward Penguin survives in large groups by liking all your posts, and creeping all your pics with his third eye.