15 Action Figures No One Ever Asked For

These toys have left a lot of Christmas mornings in their wake. Much Love - Virgin Mobile

1. Adorable mini mag, sky tops, and super fab hair. Let’s play!

2. Side of beef. With real side of beef action!

3. …and if you thought that was the weirdest Rocky toy, you don’t know Frank.

4. Now with even more fiscal responsibility for hours of conservative fun.

5. If I could turn back time, I’d return it.

6. Looks like Ice borrowed Cher’s wardrobe

7. The doll the liberal toy companies don’t want you to know about.

8. “Mom! Can I have a Joey Fatone doll? Mom! can I have a Joey Fatone doll?” - said no one ever

9. He’s the cap’n. Of the Love Boat. I guess it’s time to grow up.

11. I’m getting too old for this.

12. Kinda just want to eat his face.

13. The Julian Assange doll comes complete with page after page of government secrets that no one has the time to read anyway.

14. I am not a smart toy. But I know what fun is.

15. The action figure for the disconnected, drunk, and extremely well dressed.

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